LOW-FUSS, REAL-DEAL MARKETING
Starched suits and pointy shoes ain’t our thing.
We’ve seen behind the glittery curtains of marketing guru’s feeds and know it’s all polish without substance.
We kick it in grubby sneakers and worn-in hoodies. Wrinkled tees too because the washing gets washed and tossed. (Who has time to iron??)
No pretension here. What ya see is what ya get.
We’re here for the hot mess service providers. The hustlers trying to make biz shiz work while dodging burnout with parkour expertise. The I-dunno-what-I’m-doin’ peeps who show up every damn day and do it anyway.
If you’re an emoji addict or say everything in caps – cool cool. You do you.
Didn’t get out of your PJs or brush your teeth yet? No stress, our Zoom meets are low-key.
Got a case of the shiny-shiny and bought ALL the AI tools? No judgement here. (Just be ready for us to tell you what to ditch.)
WHO'S GOT YOUR BACK?
Kara Stokes
(aka BOSS NERD)
brand message coach. seo copywriter
Hit me up for the secret handshakes and hidden entries to the AI world. I know who to talk to.
- Fluff weight in the gym but I love lifting heavy anyway
- Cooks for the fam bam but don’t ask me to add flavour. (Edible food is my speciality.)
- Amateur obstacle course racer, archer and rollerskater (no skill but shedloads of enthusiasm)
- Floating on the ocean is my happy place
TANYA ABDUL JALIL
(aka BIG SIS)
brand VOICE coach. seo copywriter
Spotting shonky tactics from a block away, I’ll guide you away from dodgy digital hangouts into neon safety.
- Self-proclaimed crochet ninja
- Queen of templates (what’s a week without another new template?)
- Idea slinger and inspiration enthusiast
- Spiritual experimenter (here for the astrology, human design and goddess chats)
CHewbacca Stokes
(aka chewie)
CHIEF DEAL SNIFFER. MONEY HANDLER
Know my way around any block. Also in charge of meet and greet, stick maintenance and pat-downs.
- Open to bribes (drop the treats at the back door)
- Loyal to my crew
- Touch my teddy if you dare
SHAKE. BREAK. REMAKE.
Nothin’ bugs us more than hearing the words “ It’s always been done this way”.
We believe life is a constant loop of creation and destruction. Old ways are made to be broken. We ain’t afraid to burn it all down if a better way appears. (But we don’t smash and run. We always finish what we start.)
Chasing goals and hitting dead ends are our day-to-day hustle.
If we know an idea has got serious cred but it’s not landing – we look at it from all angles. Gettin’ our hands dirty, crawling in the gutter to find a fresh perspective is just part of the job. We’ve grazed our knees too many times.
But we always get back up.
Ready to grip another day and help you tame your marketing.